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Thoughts From Our Manager
His own words about our services and our clientele.
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best...They're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we're getting".
"When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength. Our country is right now perceived as weak".
“I do business with the Mexican people, but you have people coming through the border that are from all over. And they’re bad. They’re really bad. You have people coming in, and I’m not just saying Mexicans, I’m talking about people that are from all over that are killers and rapists and they’re coming into this country".
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Our manager and CEO has made such an indelible impact on the world around him that it was only a matter of time before monuments and memorials were erected in his name, to serve as lasting symbols of the quality of his leadership and the caliber of his character. And, thus, we at #TrumpHotels are […]
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While the #TrumpHotels CEO and manager is a failed casino owner/sham university founder/”very stable genius”, our humble webmaster is a mere local attorney and amateur satirist. And with the news this week that Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring from the United States Supreme Court, thus opening up a position that offers both lifelong security and […]
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While #TrumpHotels.org has been profiled by publications ranging from Newsweek to Business Insider, as a resort serving some of the weariest travelers in the world, it is a particular point of pride that we have been spotlighted by and are currently featured on the front page of New Zealand’s Hotel Magazine: The “prank” to which […]
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Because we keep costs and expenditures to the bare minimum, foregoing such amenities as solid walls, raised beds, and sheets that need washing, guests at #TrumpHotels are charged absolutely nothing for their stay. Even better, we make every effort to ensure that when our guests leave, they return to a home where those savings will […]
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Not sure what to expect during your stay at a #TrumpHotel? Let us show you! BREAKING: Border Patrol @CBP just gave us this video of the detention facility we toured yesterday in McAllen, Texas. We weren't allowed to bring in cameras, or interview anyone. To be clear: this is government handout video. pic.twitter.com/Zjy80qIZFZ — David […]
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