Enjoy This Video Tour of Our Facilities!

Not sure what to expect during your stay at a #TrumpHotel? Let us show you!


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trumphotels

  • June 22, 2018 AT 3:07 pm
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I tried out a cage in the back corner. The sheets were a bit soiled, and the TV only had Fox. And there were children screaming all night in some strange language.

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  • June 24, 2018 AT 1:37 am
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Beds are cold and hard, service personnel are some of the grumpiest people ever met. Doors apparently only lock and can’t be opened from the inside. The view looks like a damn Walmart and don’t get me started about the fine cuisine. I’ve been served better at a school cafeteria. 1/2 star. The 1/2 is because at least it has walls, unlike the “rustic” tents at his other properties.

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