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While the #TrumpHotels CEO and manager is a failed casino owner/sham university founder/”very stable genius”, our humble webmaster is a mere local attorney and amateur satirist.
And with the news this week that Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring from the United States Supreme Court, thus opening up a position that offers both lifelong security and the possibility of ruling on such foundational questions as whether tomatoes are vegetables or fruits*, he has chosen to submit his name for the job.
https://twitter.com/LorenCollins/status/1012725532931297280
https://lorenian.tumblr.com/post/175376777715/i-heard-there-was-a-job-opening-in-washington-dc
We will be sure to let you know the White House’s response as soon as he hears back from them. A negative reply will most likely be delivered via a staff-generated form letter. Whereas a very negative reply is more likely to be in the form of an irregularly-capitalized tweet that misspells Loren’s name and, if the President wrongly assumes Mr. Collins is female, makes some unnecessarily harsh comments about his imagined level of attractiveness.
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*Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). The Court unanimously held that they’re vegetables. This has never been overruled, and is still binding precedent.
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